snoffle blasted

When you sneeze inside someone's pooper hole

I snoffle blasted inside this chicks pooper hole at this banger last night while she tickled my balls.

by Pooper holes July 13, 2016

furnace blast

When you have a boiling hot fart ready to blow, but when you attempt to perform a Dutch Oven diarrhea comes out and your significant other gets covered in your brown slushy goodness.

Hey dude, last night I accidentally furnace blasted my wife, she was pissed!

by death180 September 8, 2015

Tootie Blasting

Derived from the term tootie meaning girls vagina, anytime you run your mouth in fanstasy football and then lose by at least 50 points.

Paul trash talked a lot before their matchup, but Jim ended up giving him a Tootie Blasting.

by BonethugsSP99 October 21, 2017

Nee Naw Siren Blasting Bitches

Polices.

"Let's go, the nee naw siren blasting bitches are here!"

by Adarthus October 19, 2021

ki blast

hand job

hey john do you want a ki blast

by bigjillshagscats October 9, 2021

Blast a cig

A term for smoking cigarettes when you’re with the boys.

“Yo u wanna go blast a cig?”
“Yes I want to go.. too”

by ebertjodef June 29, 2021

Thot-blasted

To expose to thot like behavior

Damn daniel you bout get thot-blasted wearin those white vans.

by Yoin March 2, 2018