alaskan story

A story told by the same person again and again, but told so many different ways everyone wonders what the true version is.

She is telling another one of her Alaska stories. I wonder how it will end this time.

Jew and her alaskan story is all over the place.

by alaskanbadass December 17, 2015

amasome

A term created by Scott David (Head Casting Director of 'Criminal Minds') used to describe basically anything that is so mind blowing it is both AMAZING and AWESOME. It's AMASOME!

Scott David is AMASOME!

by anonymous3947562840 December 21, 2015

alaskan bus ride

When a woman packs a snowball and pokes a hole right through its diameter, and then proceeds to give a man a hand job with the aforementioned snowball.

It was the middle of winter and Jenny and Edward were feeling kinky so Jenny gave Edward an Alaskan bus ride.

by Jframe2002 May 10, 2016

Alaskan chilliDog

when you ejaculate in a persons anus and they shit at the same time.

you man my girl pulled the Alaskan chilliDog on me

oh dear god no

by the Alaskan everything... August 31, 2016

alaskan volcano

While your partner is giving you head you break her nose, right before you jizz in her mouth, causing her to bleed. Once you cum in her mouth, tape it and blow pepper in her face, causing her to sneeze the cum through her nose bleed. and there you've got an alaskan volcano.

Karlo: Yo matt! did you give Sam an Alaskan Volcano?

Matt: Yeah but I had to bring her to the emergencies to fix her nose...
Karlo: That sucks

by SWAGMAN78 August 5, 2016

alaskan patty melt

Alaskan patty melt a sex move involving ketchup mustard and relish on a cold winter day in an igloo Eskimo kissing

Hey baby you want to go play at my igloo let me show you my Alaskan patty melt

by G0M3R PYLE June 27, 2016

alaskan flu mist

When a male shoots his sperm up his partners nose.

Last night I have Sally an Alaskan flu mist she loved it!

by periax34 June 5, 2016