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Thomas The Shit Engine

The act of pulling out from anal on a cold Winter night to the surprise of your dick covered in steaming poo, yelling out "choo-choo!"
As Bobby pulled out of her ass he looked down and saw Thomas The Shit Engine appear. "Choo-choo!" Bobby exclaimed.
by Vanilla.Magic June 4, 2020
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Nervous Thomas Jefferson

When someone unintentionally self-sabotages themselves on a date by being overly sensitive about a food/drink choice made by their dining companion
“Listen Miles, if they want to drink merlot, we’re drinking Merlot.”
“No, if anyone orders Merlot, I’m leaving, I AM NOT drinking any FUCKING MERLOT!”
“Okay relax Miles, fine no merlot. Don’t pull a nervous Thomas Jefferson.”
by Thomasjefferson15 July 12, 2022
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Andrew Thomas Bettcher

the guy with the hot sister that James Likes
Andrew Thomas Bettcher and his hot sister lives at 1 culburra avenue go see his sister or call
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by dirtkidd July 24, 2022
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Thomas igneous rock

thomas igneous rock is a rock who is often sick from cancer, lung cancer, ball cancer, cancer cancer and other cancer. he likes the sad game splatoon thats really bad also kinda dead. thomas will die so be careful.
is that the igneous rock who gets different cancers every day and likes that disgusting game splatoon
ew thats a thomas igneous rock
by lucasisdiscordkitten November 21, 2022
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Thomas loves Megan

by Banerepairs #1 May 3, 2022
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Thomas Hunter Gray

A short bald man with a shiny head who can’t make his wife cum so he offers her a Hershey’s kiss to compensate
Thomas Hunter Gray is a real fucker!!
by Poot69 May 18, 2022
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Finley Gaffley Thomas

Proper nonce and top shagger did a year 9
Your Finley Gaffley Thomas Mate
by Big Chav Willy April 4, 2022
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