Noah

A guy who is addicted to the taste of underaged children, it is scientifically proven that this creature is part whale as it is obese.

Give that Noah a bacon sandwich.

by Lexi gabriella August 17, 2022

NOAH O'RILEY

A HUMAN WHO RESEMBLES A BOWLING BALL AND LIKES TO SIT ON AND INCUBATE EGGS

THAT NOAH O'RILEY SITS ON EGGS

by JAMES TOWNSTART February 19, 2023

Noah

A filthy fucking nigger that sucks cock for a living and often wishes he could not be super gay

i ran into a fucking Noah last night online

by mega fag 420 December 13, 2021

Noah

a guy who somehow adopts every person as his younger sibling but has no regards or quips about taking care of himself.

Noah a good person but a dick about taking care of himself

by ashtrollingnoah October 1, 2021

Noah

A person who plays the 2048 game all the time in school and somehow still has the best grades in his class.

Guy 1: "Hey Noah can you help me with my homework?"
Noah: "Sorry I'm too busy playing 2048"

by DykarDyksson September 14, 2023

Noah Helman

noah helman is the kind of guy who can sleep anywhere and is really bad at chemistry.

He failed? of course noah helman failed!

by bee1234567890 November 9, 2022

Noah

He is so sexy girls eat his peee peee every day

Wow I really want Noah's peee peee

by My willy is huge 🥵 June 2, 2022