by old slicky June 13, 2021

by Overloading December 20, 2024

Term for when a man is unable to get an erection during sex, rendering him unable to penetrate, just like a floppy noodle. Knob is a slang term for penis in the United Kingdom.
After a long night of drinking, his girlfriend was left wanting when all he could offer was a noodle knob.
by n00d1e May 4, 2025

Noodled is the point where u smoke so much weed and drink so much that your cross fade causes u to fall on a hardwood floor in the fetal position while people take pictures.
Brandon: "Yo Zac look at Vinny...
Zac: " whoa is he ok? He's drooling on the floor in the fetal position..."
Brandon: "he's noodled bruh"
Zac: " whoa is he ok? He's drooling on the floor in the fetal position..."
Brandon: "he's noodled bruh"
by OG Druggie March 4, 2017

The cuddliest of penetrative invasions on an anal orifice. A loving dive into a wanting behind.
Typically initiated from a spooning position to amplify the sensitive sensuous connection resulting from the slow motion balls deep back-and-forth-ing so craved by a mutual and sublime cute coupling.
Typically initiated from a spooning position to amplify the sensitive sensuous connection resulting from the slow motion balls deep back-and-forth-ing so craved by a mutual and sublime cute coupling.
Jeremy turned the big brown teddy bear away to face the toile wallpaper before he slowly began to noodle in the boodle with Doug.
by Noodleart April 28, 2022

When you’re riding in the back seat of a car between two women while simultaneously finger banging them both.
Matt: Luke’s forearms went numb while he was in the back of Ryan’s Beamer noodling Cori and Jo.
Lindsay: Ya he was pissed because they left snail trails all over the Corinthian Leather.
Lindsay: Ya he was pissed because they left snail trails all over the Corinthian Leather.
by RustyShacklfurd June 6, 2020

This can mean multiple things but it is mainly used to get a laugh out of whoever says it. another thing you could say with this is you know how much i love those corns noodles foods gardens. it is said when someone is flirty and annoying
oh my gosh! sally sue is being such a corns noodles foods gardens with sam! You know how much i love those corns noodles foods gardens
Dad, say corns noodles foods gardens!
Dad, say corns noodles foods gardens!
by yolanda molanda October 8, 2008
