David Song

Statistically proven to be the most common name for autistic Chinese boys

"I took my kid David Song to the arts and crafts center last weekend, but he only shat on the floor?"

by Your_Real_Name_Bruh January 16, 2021

David wall

David wall is a well know sociopath and loves to play with minors in his free time he is always well know for pissing on people it’s a habit of thr young man David wall

A fuck David wall has the cock out

by Localscumbag June 26, 2023

David-Joel

A Long faced, sexy guy you'd see as a Bestfriend, Boyfriend, or even a Brother
David-Joel is someone you would always want to have around, though he doesn't feel a connection to the world.
David-Joel is like a mentor that has his own personal problems. He is very Depressing but always adventurous. He is like the eye of the apple.

1: David-Joel taught me how to handle my life
2: David-Joel is my favorite person in the worlldddddd

by Jayden Miller February 25, 2023

David Spencers

The man who Kanel Joesph works for; his boss.

Man: Who is your boss?
Kanel: David…
Man: David who?
Kanel: David Spencers

by lovelypeachesfangiel June 22, 2022

Daddy David

Sexiest coach alive. Loves his players, often good at coaching with bald head and dark skin.

Daddy David is such a good
coach!

by chowdaviontavis jamesthe3rd February 20, 2022

david otunga

the worst man to live and wrestles but he sucks but the only good thing is that he dates jordan sparks

"Who is that gay guy on the roster?" "David Otunga!"

by jwilliams0722 May 16, 2010

David Blaine

The act of promoting one’s self, abilities, or predicted achievements to impossibly high expectations only to crash and burn in such a public fashion people will use that failure as a gauge against other public failures for years to come.

After talking so much crap for the past two years about his Thai-bo skillz, Pauley got completely David Blained by that Ukrainian kid with the lazy eye.

by Joe_Mamma May 18, 2006