Skip to main content

the perfect boyfriend

a beautiful boy named finn who i love so much. he’s so cute and so awesome and so wholesome and i’m happy to be his boyfriend. mwah i wuv u.
by alexandrusixx May 15, 2020
mugGet the the perfect boyfriend mug.
May 23rd national sit on your boyfriends face day go get your boyfriend and ask him to lay down and plop that cake on his face it dont matter if you got a small or biggg booty sit on his face u can keep ur clothes on or if really love him take those pants off rub back and forth and make him love u even more and if ur name starts with a k take those panties off u wont need em you freaky girl
sit on ur boyfriends face day Use his face as a chair
by MrFrost28YT$ April 17, 2024
mugGet the sit on ur boyfriends face day mug.

My Boyfriend Stole My Car

A girl sat at the gas station I work at for hours late night because...
A retard "Well I see why..."

Hym "And I'm quoting her (by the way) 'MY boyfriend stole my car so...' So no. THIS is not why you're not fucking me you stupid bitch. THIS is not the thing. It's always 'MY boyfriend to stole car' and 'I'm molesting a retard at work' and 'MY husband slapped the absolute piss out of me' but THIS is where you draw the line? This? No. That isn't what's happening here. You are delusional."
by Hym Iam December 31, 2024
mugGet the My Boyfriend Stole My Car mug.

Sex boyfriend

A male which whom you enjoy having sex often as if he was your boyfriend but there is no friendship or romantic relationship involved.
Kyle is the perfect sex boyfriend, he comes to visit often despite both being busy constantly.
by Rick_sanxhez April 23, 2025
mugGet the Sex boyfriend mug.

wog boyfriends

sexc and hot and beautiful, best friends

parental approval
by ydocnskakx May 23, 2022
mugGet the wog boyfriends mug.

National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Day

Today you can prank your boyfriend or hubby that you wanna break up with him.
her: I wanna break up
him: what why
her: because i don’t feel it
him: dont leave
her: I know I’m never gonna do that it’s National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Day
by Angels2sheisty October 10, 2023
mugGet the National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Day mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email