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wyll warrior

a girl who gives u her snap online, asks “wyll” then when u show a face pic, she unadds or blocks you.
Person 1: “Did u ever hear back from that girl?”
Person 2: “Nah, she’s a wyll warrior”
Person 1: “Damn shame
by fearofnapalm December 24, 2023
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Black box warrior (p1)

Well he collapsed with Stevens-Johnson Syndrome on the E.R. floor
Panic attacked, anaphylactic and ataxic
The way he spun his butterfly risked all six his phalanges
Roman candles at both ends in his synapses
And the method with which he recycled his humors
Trojan Horse'd his Blood-Brain Barrier and raised the LD-50, yes, yes
And through flight-or-fight revelation shame the Black Box Warrior
He skipped this town and headed straight down history
Shields himself from reason in a Kevlar baby-blue Tuxedo
Quilted from the finest fibers, flesh, and fiberglass, and flowers
His ego a mosquito, evil incarnate good incognito
Pops placebos for libido, screaming, "Bless the torpedoes"
For what? For what? For what it's worth
If it was going to kill you boy, it would have by now
For what? For what? For what it's worth
There's no more looking back, it's looking up or looking down
Well, he was wearing stolen rubber shoes and wrapped a poison ivy noose
Around his Lotus jugular when they came
Well, they found him with a map to every victim of his love
And a tattoo of a blue jay on his face
And they waited for his vital signs to lie and let a flatline cry
A hymn out in Hungarian Harmonic
But he cocked his noggin, through his stoma sang, "For auld lang syne"
"Happy birthday to the succulents, I'll die your hydroponics"
His rib cage was a hornet's nest, palpitations set the beat
His vagus nerve a turk's head knot, an axel hitch, a carrick bend
to get this published, I have to add the name, but they also wouldnt let me add all the elyrics so this is just a part 1! anyways, here's the enamel that this site wanted : Black box warrior (p1)
by AHAHHARAGHGHGHGHGGHG!!!!!! ): November 8, 2023
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CBC Warrior

Scott Buckley is a CBC warrior. Warra player.
by Eddie O Callaghan December 12, 2021
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Chosen Warrior

A little nerdy accountant/consultant wanna-be who sucks at jiu jitsu.
Look at that white belt trying to Berimbolo. Ah, yes, of course, he's the Chosen Warrior.
by Darce Vader June 19, 2023
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sawdust warrior

A notoriously poor man or a man who can’t get out of debt
“After 20 years out of college jimmy hasn’t paid off his student loans
“I always knew that he was a sawdust warrior
by South Eye Joe February 26, 2023
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An ugly eldritch abomination from the web series warrior catsAnimated
Fireheart from warrior cats animated Doesn’t even look like a cat, it looks like a science experiment gone wrong 😑👻
by Smm2lover29383837454363 March 20, 2024
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Golden State Warriors

A name that sounds formidable, tough, and even a little intimidating until you remember that they are from the city of flower children, hippies, and free love, they only relocated from a tough, gritty East Coast town where they actually had to fight to survive.
Steph Curry is more of a sensitive guy than most people would think, he really just wants his team, the Golden State Warriors, to get hugs and free love from the San Francisco crowd whenever they win a championship, yet opposing teams are so scared of playing Golden State in Golden State (though it's not actually home for Steph Curry, an Ohio boy next door, Draymond Green, a Michigan boy next door, or Klay Thompson, an Oregon native). Hopefully opposing teams remember to wear flowers in their hair when they visit San Francisco.
by Snowboy Jr. April 19, 2023
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