Whale Warrior

Someone who struggles to walk without breathing heavily. Someone whos failing gym class. Someone who is horribly fat.

"Gosh, Abbi, that pizza was good, I'll have another slice!"

"You're a fucking whale warrior Dakota."

by ......H...... May 12, 2024

whale warrior

Morbidly obese person

"Do you see that person? There a whale warrior!"

by ......H...... May 27, 2024

Lazy whale

Someone who doesn't even try when making out or when having sex.

"That lazy whale wouldn't even go down on me, girl!"

by Rawkel September 16, 2018

Epic whale

The moment that is caught between both a win and a fail.

Boy 1: Hey see that girl?
Boy 2: Yep.
Boy 1: Well I tapped that!
Boy 2: Hell yeah! How was it?
Boy 1: Could of been better.....
Boy 2: Epic whale dude.

by Epicwhaleicus April 13, 2011

Whale Mouth

The act of performing anal sex without lube causing the receiver so much pain that they make dolphin noises.

I'm gonna whale mouth you so hard tonight!!!

by buttbooger69 July 26, 2015

Beached Whale

A shit so big and heavy that it gets stuck on the bowl, with no chance of flushing without intervening with your bare hands.

I am having a hard time washing the shit under my fingernails after scraping the beached whale out.

by SuckingGlizzies February 11, 2022

Beached Whale

My Best Mate Charlotte.Amy.Wilmore

Shup You Beached Whale

by Liight September 15, 2008