A fat alien whale is short and has pointy flippers. The scientific name for this rare breed of whale is a ‘Benji’ whale. If you see one in the wild you must swim as fast as you can, they have a tendency to drown you.
by Fat alien whale August 7, 2022
Get the Fat alien whalemug. A fat tub-o-lard that loves getting in the way of others. The world would be way better without these disgraces.
by SpookyGhosteroni May 18, 2017
Get the Beached Whalemug. "Yes, I'll have fried oysters with baked potato and slaw."
"Ok, hon I'll put in your order. (waitress turns towards kitchen window) Guy wants an order of whale boogers!"
"Ok, hon I'll put in your order. (waitress turns towards kitchen window) Guy wants an order of whale boogers!"
by Ingledink January 19, 2012
Get the Whale boogermug. by JENCYISAMOFO March 15, 2017
Get the beluga whale nutsmug. by Whale scientist February 3, 2018
Get the Whale sneezemug. 
by lhtop July 9, 2016
Get the whale shitmug.