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Unicorning

An art of being invited to a chat group
and then finding a topic of interest in the group which you may not agree with

so you decide to spam the group with messages of a product you are able to

profit from. An example would be spamming a Anti-(what ever topic you enjoy)
with your youtube videos.
I got in to that discord and they started a conversation about getting UNICORNED and I did not want to hear it , so I started unicorning my shit.
by Dinkerooh! October 10, 2020
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Wet Unicorn

The Wet Unicorn, almost like the 69 position, one man back bends and the other man gets underneath the first man and licks his asshole while wrapping their arms around each other and stroking him off.
He wanted to the Wet Unicorn on my butthole.
by cxldFace27 March 12, 2023
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autistic unicorn

a sexual position where the top will take a dildo with a suction cup and put it on their forehead and stringing up the bottom up in the air and head butting it into whichever hole they choose
i did the autistic unicorn on my boyfreind
by rumpleforeskin54 July 19, 2025
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Unicorn Seed

The hip new soda pop that all the kids are guzzling on the street corners. Its popularity has been hugely fostered by product placement in popular films. For instance, in the film "Muscular Hooker 2", Will Smith's character takes a dramatically-framed swig of Unicorn Seed! and then suddenly grows a CGI erection which extends into infinity, and then Will Smith's mind explodes, and the movie ends

For that scene alone, Roger Ebert gives the film 3 and a half stars. Not many people know this, but movie critics have a finite amount of stars they can award in their lifetime. They are often kept in a vault, heavily secured to prevent a senile Scrooge McDuck from wandering in, mistaking the stars for gold coins, and swimming in them. This is for Scrooge's own protection, as the stars have sharp edges and would lacerate his body into a bloody feathered pulp.
Matt: "I heard Damen purchased a new jug of Unicorn Seed the other day."
by Elk Skinned Carburetor April 29, 2024
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deadpool unicorn

Johnny: “dang man is that the Deadpool unicorn
Bob: “the one and the same
by Kallumbacker December 27, 2020
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Just Unicorn

Person of many job Hats ,someone amazing who is hard to catch or simply a very rare find that was needed
Just Unicorn LLC
by Just Unicorn LLC December 22, 2024
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Kookie Eating Unicorn

A kookie eating unicorn unicorn is a known species in planet earth. Only one creature is alive in this known species. It is known of having Jung Kook as their bias and they love the colour red, purple and black. They also love Harry Potter and are usually sorted into the Gryffindor house
The kookie eating unicorn may go extinct as there is only one alive
by Kookie eating unicorn February 8, 2019
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