Dick Tool

An asshole who thinks he is charming, but is really just a tool. Likely wears those jeans with the designs and sparkles on the pockets.

That guy from Jersey seemed really nice. Now I see, he is such a dick tool.

by SkittleTots January 10, 2014

tool

a hand gun or sub machine gun

"its about to be war so everyone tool up". marlo stanfeild

by jayjonesy May 5, 2009

main man tools

Any tools owned by Stan Fowler.

Hi my name is Stan and these are my main man tools. Can you say " main man tools?"

by apApple dumplingAA October 12, 2017

tool sac

A super loser! A guy who couldn’t find his asshole with two hands and a flashlight. A dumb ass. Similar to calling someone as dumb as a bag of hammers. Sac is also reference to a man’s balls to add humour.

Look at Steve and Mike talking to those hot women. They think they are interested but really they think they are tool sacs.

by Joe Buddy Fucker January 4, 2024

hipster tool

Normally a guy who thinks he isn't a hipster, or a tool, but listens to a lot of Spotify playlists called Indie Electronic, plays Ultimate Frisbee, and is not able to hit on girls.

"Wow that guy is super hipster, but also is a complete ass"
"Yeah he's a hipster tool"

by Marmarbrinks May 15, 2015

Tool

A gun. Usually referring to a pistol or a short barreled rifle/shotgun.

You niggas know I always keep that fuckin tool on me.

by Free bobby shmurda June 10, 2018

tool

One who wears cut off shirts, gold chains, and has no concern for anything except lifting weights and trying to impress everyone with unimpressive feats of strength.

Griffin Marr, a tool.

by ACM100 June 6, 2011