Pearl Thunder

When someone ejaculates in their partner’s ear canal, producing a sound similar to thunder.

Oooh Oooh! Get ready for the pearl thunder!

by TeskarTheBlindSquid April 3, 2023

Thunder Flaps

Also referred to as Oprah arm. A man or woman with with larger fat deposits on the upper arm and/or upper leg area.

Did you see her thunder flaps hulking out of her shirt?

by UserMKnight March 16, 2017

Thunder Cunt

Spencer doll

Spencer doll is the definition of a Thunder Cunt

by max07 May 10, 2017

War Thunder

War Thunder is a game that will give you Autism, Cancer, Diabetes, Post-traumatic stress disorder, HIV, Autism, Cerebral palsy, Deafness or hearing loss, Blindness or low vision, Epilepsy, Mobility disabilities such as those requiring, the use of a wheelchair or walker or cane, Intellectual disabilities, Major depressive disorder, Traumatic, brain injury, Arthritis. Asthma, Cancer, Diabetes, Gastrointestinal disorders, Orthopedic limitations, Heart disease, Chronic fatigue syndrome, Seizure disorder, Tactical cancer, Dementia, Dementia, Dementia, Dementia. Dementia, Dementia, Penis falling off, Girlfriend disappearing, Women start to disappear. Anxiety disorders., Behavioral and emotional disorders in children, Bipolar affective disorder, Depression, Dissociation and dissociative disorders, Eating disorders, Obsessive compulsive disorder, Paranoia.

You don't have a girlfriend because you play War Thunder

by LapaTheFunnyCat July 22, 2024

Thunder shits

where your stomach just hurts for 15 minutes and suddenly you have to shit so badly
and when you go to shit it stings so badly
that you have to hold it back
but your stomach hurts
so you have to make the choice if you want to stay with the ever growing stomach pains
or the asshole burns

A: Sorry I can't come into work today, I have the thunder shits.
B: What the fuck is a thunder shit

by Farmer_Joe January 12, 2021

Thunder Thighs

Somebody who is a fortnite pro and exertes extreme amounts of big dick energy

Dam Ian Has some mf Thunder Thighs

by Isveisvw March 4, 2022

Absolute Thunder

A mix of green thunder mio energy water enhancer and absolute vodka

Guy 1 “dam bro I’m tryna get fucked up tonight u got anything?” Guy 2 “how fucked u tryna get bro all I got is some absolute thunder” Guy 1 “shit that’ll get u fucked up send some my way” Guy 2 “I gotchu bro” *dabs up eachother*

by Grayson C. Peters July 30, 2021