michael welsh

He is smelly and fat and he lives like a hobo that eats fried cats

Oh Michael Welsh eats too much fried cats

by Bob is Smelly January 12, 2018

michael abrogar

a pencil dick, low life, ugly beast that doesn't do anything with his life but bully people

Damn that MICHAEL ABROGAR really isn't doing anything with his life.

by thatas1anguy November 15, 2017

michael bean

A micheal bean is a guy who is always hanging around and often wears funny hats. No one knows how he makes a living. He has lots of interesting ideas.

The patio is busy this morning, lots of michael beans hanging out here today...

by alwaysatoad March 3, 2017

Michael Moment

This phrase is to be used in response to the scenario in which someone is incorrect/mis-informed on a certain subject but continues to refuse to acknowledge their mistake afterwards even when called out or undeniably disproven.

"The Michael": "There is no jump button in Minecraft."
Everyone: "Michael Moment"

by SpaceOutlaw July 13, 2022

Michael Bush

A kind caring person, but also a chronic masturbator and rapist

Person 1: wow michael bush you are so nice
Michael Bush: thank you kind sir *proceeds to rape and masturbate on person 1*

by PenisErecto June 6, 2018

Michael Cialone

A caring man, usually pulls a lot of hoes (unless hoes mad)

I saw this really hot guy named Michael Cialone, I sat on his face

by There are only 2 genderss November 2, 2019

Michael Afro

The richest,smartest, coolest kid in town. He lives in a house the size of a hotel, but doesn't own the house. His casual wear is usually rockin a V-neck. He loves to bike around town and f**k s**t up.

I'm felling a little Michael Afro today, so I think I'll wear my watch with a v-neck and shred bars of gold over my lunch.

by Car37 December 18, 2014