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FAT LOG

A FAT LOG CAME OUT OF ME
by Thefastclapper69 September 15, 2022
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nutty log

nutty flavoured tured
what a tasty tured tast's like chekein smell's like sproutss
by cleg nut May 11, 2003
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Mossy Log

A joint sprayed with terpenes and dipped in kief.
Connor: Just rolled a fat mossy log
Ricky: Damn let’s go smoke it
by Sherbanged December 2, 2023
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sirguson log

(noun) a post-game statistical entry from the popular free-to-play 'Team Fortress 2' that reflects an unusually poor or underwhelming individual performance, typically far below the expected standard for the player or class.
Derived from 'Sirgy', a competitive TF2 player known for inconsistent performance, the term “sirguson log” refers to a notably bad individual contribution, as viewed within the post-game logs.tf entry.

"Sorry guys - four drops in one game, excuse the sirguson log."

"lol @Jdawg with only 170dpm as soldier on cp_gullywash, what a sirguson log."

"Did you see InStinct went at 62% acc, that's a classic sirguson if ever I've seen one."
by Cab.tf October 7, 2025
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Chocolate log chomper

Term used to describe the opening where out meets in. In other words, your rectum.
"My chocolate log chomper is feeling mighty hungry this fine morning. Point me in the direction of your finest Mexican establishment. The chomper will feast at high noon!"
by Mark Zuck my berg November 28, 2025
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Roll the log

When you are having fun and you will roll your girl in a clockwise direction around your yum yum.
Me and Sharon tried Roll the log
by Skanky Pigeon September 27, 2019
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lay down a log

yeah ill be right back mate just gotta lay down a log
by bobbyjonas January 7, 2016
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