toasting my bread

doing something disturbing/emotionally painful without directly doing anything to you

This man was really toasting my bread with the video he posted yesterday

by Gay professor man November 27, 2020

Toasted Marshmallow

Cousin to the Dutch Oven, only with a Toasted Marshmallow, you load her pillow up with your anal expulsions then wait until she puts her head on it (or, you could just hold it over her face).

Dude, Melissa got quite the Toasted Marshmallow last night. I ass gassed her pillow and waited for her head to land. Totally stunk her out!

by Whacky-doodle May 30, 2018

toast

one of the bestest of friends ive ever had no shes not my friend my fucking wife i love her sm she deserves the world

me:"toast ilysm"
"i hope u love me too <3"

by hutaoswife May 16, 2021

refrigerated toast

A cold rough vagina

eg. mate it was like a piece of refrigerated toast

by hihelloheybye April 22, 2017

The Toast Man

Retarded racist Polish man who uses Reddit and Discord, he has two beautiful daughters: Christine and Adama.
he's from East Poland but lives in West Poland.
if you see a Reddit user called "amon_gus_sus42069"
or
"@Toaster_brained_idiot" on discord, avoid that user.

"God dammit i hate The Toast Man he's so racist"
"kill yourself"

by Tit sucker January 20, 2024

none toast

When you make toast but eat it without anything on it.

"I'm back. Just made some none toast."

by skinnyalienboy February 1, 2020

toasted

1. to get high from weed
or
2. from amphetamines

I got toasted with Jimmy last night.

by HighOfSpeedRN July 21, 2021