Polish Popsicle Stand

when someone is in the act of taking a Polish Popsicle and proceeds to do a headstand or handstand or just turning upside down and taking one resulting in the Polish Popsicle Stand.

That girl was so drunk last night I made her agree to do a Polish Popsicle Stand so I made her do a headstand while she did the Polish Popsicle, that shit was the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life!!!

by Chrismoose Nault May 29, 2010

seventeen year old standard

1. A blow job from a younger girl who is not yet ready to have sex.

2. A Blow Job.

"Jon has gotten three seventeen year old standards in the past few weeks"

"He should teach me how to pedo."

by AdoboPro January 7, 2012

Standby

A way of breaking the connection for you advantage in an online game. There are two ways to do this:

1. Pull the plag out of your router.
2. Press the standby button on your router.

It is used to cheat, and most of the people who do this are little kids that can't get past a legit level 20 in Halo 2.

I was about to kill him, but he pressed the standby button and assassinated me.

by Ian Trautner December 28, 2005

One Night Stand

East London's newest electro/techno night. One Night Stand is all about getting crazy to the freshest tracks in intimate venues with superior sound quality.

If you go to 54 Commercial Street, Shoreditch, London, E1 6LT on the evening of November 5th you will experience a superior electro music experience in the form of:
Clouds (Blood Music/Turbo)
10 Rapid (Exceptional)
Luke Walker (Gung Ho)
Kristie Van (One Night Stand)
Danny Scott (One Night Stand)

by djkv_ November 4, 2010

drink stand

A woman's rear functions as a drink stand, for when a man does her from behind and she reaches way over and grabs her toes, the ass forms a perfect cup-holder. Combining sex and furniture, the woman can function no better. Anything from beer bottles to fine spirits will balance on this perfect stand.

Coming home from a hard day at the office, there's nothing better than a nice glass of Scotch, close at hand on my woman's drink stand.

by IoTorilla October 12, 2009

Standard RoShamBo

The traditional yet out dated form of unregulated Ro Sham Bo, also known as Standard Ro Sham Bo. It is a contest in which two guys kick each other in the nuts until there is only one left standing.
Standard RSB has been replaced by "Professional RSB"

Did you hear about John and Steve? They both liked this chic at a party and the chic found out. She laughed and told them both to RoShamBo for a hand job from her as the spoils.
They agreed, everyone in the house had to throw down a couple of bucks to watch, which went to the chic as she was using herself as the prize.
They played Standard RoShamBo because the chic demanded that standard be the game they play and neither one of them protested.
In the end Steve went down. But he did very well from having been kicked 42 times in the sack!
Afterwards, the chic took John in the room and wanked him! I don't know if the hand job was worth it!

by Lex97 January 19, 2009

standmaxxing

it means to stand at your highest level with shoulders wide and back straight

example :
hey ,chiesel_sheesh stop standmaxxing in your dad's funeral and show some respect .
chiesel_sheesh: okay mom

by chiesel_sheesh August 12, 2022