sam novitz

the one and only goot. she is flat chested, no ass looking whore.

look up goot for more info

guy 1: man why are u dating sam novitz she is a ugly looking flat chested whore

Guy 2: i don't wanna hear it man

by closeyourlegsuslut January 2, 2012

Sam Houser

Sam Houser is a weird kid who always cusses like all of the other kids at their school. Sam is a kid who all the ladies at their school has a crush on even though their weird. sam asks questions (weird and unnecessary) at really bad times. Sam's self-esteem is so low when they hear someone has a crush on them they dont believe and push them away.

Kid : Have you Heard of sam houser?
Other kid : Yeah aren’t they weird?

by Youmightknowmeyoumightnot April 5, 2022

Sam Lopez

A bitchass nigga that’s on some gay ass shit and randomly ejaculates into other niggas coffee for no reason other than the fact that he’s a bitchass nigga

I caught Sam Lopez cumming into another niggas coffee this morning

by A nigga named Sam Lopez October 12, 2021

sam groth

A guy who sucks at tennis and apparently holds the world fastest serve 263km

Who's that oh it's Sam Groth

by Hotstuff11 January 11, 2017

2020 sam

overdosing on cough syrup and dying in an alleyway. It's like 2007 Britney but you die.

Omg did you hear Tiffany 2020 Sam'd last night?

Omg that test was awful, it made me wanna 2020 Sam.

by urmaam September 26, 2019

Sam Robertson

The act of being sexy and hot

Ooo wow you are so Sam Robertson today

by Luke boegels hot September 24, 2019

Sam-key

A large measurement of sniffable drugs off a key equivalent of a standard line

Had a sam-key of MD last night and I was off me nut

by Crewefiend May 29, 2018