lee from the tea shop

a super scary emo kid

omg thats so lee from the tea shop

by spidermansgf November 26, 2021

shopping with your dick

Using testosterone rather than your brain by buying the biggest baddest item just for bragging rights rather than usefulness, such as buying a 6 burner grill when you’re only cooking for yourself or buying a chainsaw with a 48 inch bar just for cutting the occasional small tree.

Guy 1: why are you shopping with your dick? You would never use that.
Guy 2: I just want it for shits and giggles.
Guy 1: Your money pal, not mine.

by Thefanman July 6, 2022

shop-plopper

Someone (usually a husband) who is told to plop himself down in a chair in the mall while his wife (or girlfriend) shops.

Mary and I went to the mall today. She spent four hours shopping and I was a shop-plopper.

by BillyBooDozer July 12, 2022

Pop-shopping

To shop for a variety of products that are in popular demand.

I rather to pop-shopping tonight!

by anonymous August 5, 2022

Plop and Shop

The act of shopping online while taking a dump

Some people like to read the newspaper in the bathroom, but I like to Plop and Shop.

When asked why I was gone for so long, I explained I had gotten distracted by an interesting item while plopping and shopping

by Guy McSandwich September 27, 2021

Drop-shop

A very British term Meaning when you are too young to buy an item ie alcohol or cigs and you wait outside the shop for someone of age to buy it for you and you provide the money or if they are a Beaut they’ll pay

“Have you got any alcohol ? “
“Nah mate gonna have to just drop-shop and hope for the best “

by Lalapeterpoo October 9, 2021

flackoid Shop

Where the women dig up a body and rim it and then unload in her mouth then slurp it out after.

I’m gonna go rim And slurp a load out of someone Mouth (gru flackoid shop)

by Niggerish July 23, 2021