Mayonnaise Sandwich

When you are fucking a girl and you finish on her chest, only to collapse from complete and utter exhaustion on top of her. You and the girl are the bread, and your cum is the Mayo

"Yo dude! How did you go last night?"
"Yeah I got some. At the end we became a Mayonnaise Sandwich"

by SmashorSmash May 2, 2019

Nigger Sandwich

A sandwich that is made by taking two slices of bread and finding any type of food you can to put in between those two slices of bread.

Yo you don't have any food. Fuck it ima just make a nigger sandwich.

by FLOPTOP August 11, 2019

Sandwich Slap

Is were you put a sandwich in a bag with any type of filling and slap someone round the face with it.

Oh my god is you dont shut up im gonna (sandwich slap) you

by DavisonJ1234 November 30, 2011

pizza sandwich

A piece of pizza in between two other pieces of pizza.

Eatin pizza sandwiches. For all you stupid motherfuckers, that's a piece a pizza in between two other pieces a pizza. Next level pizza eating maneuver!

by Brosepheus Maximus January 4, 2012

porkchop sandwiches

That's Right Billy, I'm Back And I Want YOUUUUUUU!

"Porkchop Sandwhiches!"
"My God That Smelt Good..."
*Weird Fireman Face*

by Foxeh March 22, 2005

soggy sandwich

A game played by males in bording schools, where each one masterbates over a peice of bread until they ejaculate. The last person to ejaculate has to eat the now soggy sandwich

"phil likes to play soggy sandwich with his friends"

by clever bloke August 12, 2008

Mexican Sandwich

What Mr. Crockett says we will call Tacos, if we
force beaners to learn English before illegally
migrating to the United States.

I ordered one crunchy mexican sandwich from Taco
Bell, and one soft mexican sandwich. I mean Mexican
Sandwich Bell.

If I were going to move to France I would learn
French first. Why can't Mexicans do the same here?! It
cost the government budles to educate these people and
to translate court documents during trials etc. I'm
not saying they don't have a right to be here, just go
through the propper channels. When force everyone to
accept YOUR way of life in a country that isn't yours
it's wrong and it's taking advantage of the people who
have lived here all their lives.

by ReturnOFCrystalPepsi March 3, 2005