robert parker-tyrrel

Robert Parker Tyrell has a tiny todger full of nob cheese. he gets absolutely no pussy. no girl would ever go near his tiny shrimp dick, only his uncle was interested 👀. He enjoys maths and prostitution. he is clearly just a 60 year old disguised as a 15 year old so he can nonce on all the younger people. you can tell by his receding hairline and the fact that once again, he enjoys maths.

robert parker-tyrrell is an absolute nonce

by kiddy fiddler 80246 March 3, 2022

Robert

A weird, sizeist, ableist, xenophobic, sexist, racist criminal who is also the grammar police and a certified math genius who's just overall annoying and rude.

Ugh Robert.

by Eggplant Pappi December 1, 2022

Robert

The sexiest smartest big penis guy in the world, he could steal your girl an fuck your mom, watch out for Robert!

Guy 1 : Hey have you seen Robert

Girl 2 : Yea, His penis is so much bigger then yours!

Guy 1 : 😡

by Sommer Ray 837482 November 21, 2021

robert dines

Robert Dines comes from the norweign town of 'Robbertoa'
which is was famous in the 1600's for the duke their Robert Dines, who was renown over the kingdom for getting so much sex and just generaly being a pimp!

'Wow, he must be Robert Dines'

by Alex saleh August 1, 2009

maya roberts

This is all true, I have proof but it is too long to type: Maya Roberts is fantastic at athletics and excellent at all sports (apart from long distance) she is a great singer and quite popular in school (not that popular though I'm not going to lie)

Maya Roberts' feelings: she is thinking 'why do people bother of taking friends away from her to get popular, they'll never be popular to her and other people that know what they've done. You only need to be popular with your true friends. Nobody else.'

by Maya Roberts October 15, 2015

robert longland

Just looking at a Robert Longland gets all the ladies wet and all the men erections, just the sheer size of his BBC can rival a horse

I wish I was as black as Robert Longland

by Yes7771w April 26, 2021

Robert

A person who always considers themselves trustworthy, reliable and a standup gentleman. They are rarely many of these things, they are so forgetful, they would leave their head at home, if it wasn't for the work pass around their neck!

D: Hi good morning, how are you today?
Robert: "oh no! i forgot my head and pass at home"
D: Classic Robert

by Bert1357 October 13, 2020