noun. barrier a person, usually suffering from some level of OCD, erects between their bare ass before being seated to drop the kids off at the pool (take a shit). usually construced with toilet paper unless the seat wrappers are provided.
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As I heard the computer chair squeaking like and old farm windmill I asked,"Harry!! What in the hell are you doing in there??"He said,"writing papers!!"
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An act, (usually homosexual) where one party is standing, spread, facing a wall (much like when a police man performs a search). And the other member relentlessly ravages them from behind. Thus resembling two people putting up wall paper.
An act, (usually homosexual) where one party is standing, spread, facing a wall (much like when a police man performs a search). And the other member relentlessly ravages them from behind. Thus resembling two people putting up wall paper.
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“NO LAST YEAR SOMEONE HIT ME WITH A SOGGY PIECE OF PAPER!”
“NO LAST YEAR SOMEONE HIT ME WITH A SOGGY PIECE OF PAPER!”
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1) Wildly in love with soulmate so much that they are willing to give space in order for happy ending
2) wishing that they had a time machine
3) doesn’t like vegetables
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1) Wildly in love with soulmate so much that they are willing to give space in order for happy ending
2) wishing that they had a time machine
3) doesn’t like vegetables
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