Cupcake Pancakes 

Something rare and almost unbelievable. Except you never get to actually taste it. You have heard how good it is, but never experienced them for yourself. Or if you are a lucky one, you know that you only get one taste. That's it. One. Now live on and tell the tale.

I went over Mike's house and he offered me Cupcake Pancakes. I never had cupcake pancakes. It was amazing but then I went home and wish I had cupcake pancakes every morning.

Cupcake Pancakes by TheRealUnicornHere February 27, 2017

Cranberry Pancakes 

When having intercourse a mans testicles get squished so badly they become flat and bloody therefor they look like “cranberry pancakes”

“my cranberries are now a pancake”

“last night was wild she made my cranberries turn into a pancake”
cranberry pancakes

Cranberry Pancakes by cranberrylover May 28, 2018

WI Pancakes

A very smart individual

"You know WI Pancakes? He claims vaping makes him intelligent"

WI Pancakes by White Islip High School November 1, 2018

pwncakez 

Pwn with a little spice to make one appear to have an even higher state of pwn.

newb: You are the pwncakez!!!

pwn guy: Damn straight!

pwncakez by goat*-*milk February 26, 2008

Tommy Pancakes 

Professional pancake man that works at Daddy-O's in Kingston, Ma. While residing at his mother's house (in a basement).

I went to Daddy-O's and Tommy Pancakes cooked me some mighty fine pancakes

Tommy Pancakes by Dan September 29, 2004

Maximus Pancakus 

The feeling of one's whole life being nothing but a very large flop, but at the same time stating this fact publicly.

Can also be a very large pancake.

"Everything i have done so far is A, Maximus Pancakus.

"Wow, what a Maximus Pancakus"

Maximus Pancakus by maximus pancakus January 7, 2012

Morning-after pancakes 

The morning-after pancake is served to your partner after you've had intercourse and you're not sure if you wore a condom or if she was on the pill. It is essentially a morning-after pill mixed into the pancake batter.

Hey, I fucked Kelsey last night and I don't remember wearing a condom so I made her some morning-after pancakes.

Morning-after pancakes by Colin McCarthy May 13, 2014