boone's farm slush puppy

A poopy explosion brought on by drinking too much Boone's Farm in which the desecration happens on the feet.

"Man, I brought this girl back from the bar and she Boone's Farm Slush Puppy (ied) all over me."

by SLUTPUPPY69 May 31, 2018

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Puppy zoned

When the girl you fall in love with calls you a puppy

Guy to Girl: "Damn gurrl you look so hot today, like the sunrise."
Girl to Guy: "Aww thanks puppy."

Guy's mate to Guy: "You've been puppy zoned."

by Puppy291298 February 4, 2019

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When one is so excited about things that they become overwhelmed and are unable to do the very things they are excited about. Like when a puppy plays so much it exhausts itself to the brink of unconsciousness. This kind of overwhelm is often mistaken for anxiety, but it is in fact The Puppy Problem.

Person 1: Is something wrong with Tim? I just saw him trying to talk to this cute girl and he was physically shaking and stuttering his words and then he just left mid-sentence.

Person 2: Nah man he's just excited. Apparently it's called the puppy problem. Just give him some space and he'll be fine.

by Emers0n ∞ July 5, 2012

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puppy

a hoe, a person that runs from person to person, loving and licking on everyone.

don't trust a word he says. that boy is such a puppy

by val3 December 7, 2019

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Skinning the puppy

The act of male masturbation without the use of lubricant, causing abrasions on the skin of the penis. The term is also a reference to the name and the abrasive sound of the Canadian electro-industrial band Skinny Puppy.

A: Why are you walking like that?
B: Dude, I was totally skinning the puppy last night. I knew I was out of lotion but I couldn't help myself!

Who up skinning they puppy rn

by bbm56 July 25, 2024

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