An unsuccessful attempt by your dog to perform a common activity such as jumping onto the couch, bed, chair, etc., as a result of misjudging the distance of the jump and effort necessary to complete it. More common among smaller dogs. A true puppy fail may appear as if Mutombo was defending the object upon which your pup was trying to land.
by Caffeine fiend January 16, 2020
Get the Puppy Failmug. The act of male masturbation without the use of lubricant, causing abrasions on the skin of the penis. The term is also a reference to the name and the abrasive sound of the Canadian electro-industrial band Skinny Puppy.
A: Why are you walking like that?
B: Dude, I was totally skinning the puppy last night. I knew I was out of lotion but I couldn't help myself!
Who up skinning they puppy rn
B: Dude, I was totally skinning the puppy last night. I knew I was out of lotion but I couldn't help myself!
Who up skinning they puppy rn
by bbm56 July 25, 2024
Get the Skinning the puppymug. by TrulySwag September 1, 2011
Get the Sterilized Puppymug. by Helikopteris February 16, 2018
Get the Mud Puppiemug.