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office carrier

A person who is regularly sick. Instead of staying home to tend their illness, they bring their sickness into the office and spread it. These people tend to have children, the ultimate carrier.
Jane, the office carrier, decided to be selfish and work today, despite being sick as a dog.
by laebshade November 11, 2016
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Offislur

(noun) the accent produced when buying a bottle of jack a day for more than a week from the same liqour store.
geez, the offislur nearly got me in trouble with the law.
by Portable Chaoz November 14, 2016
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Office Works

Formal term for vibes.

Also defined as fish and chips and dominos dependant on mood.
Dude go in hard, this shit is office works as fuck.
by ramseytdec January 31, 2017
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Office Pie

The hottest guy/girl in the office that everyone wants a piece of.
"Dude, you see that new girl Michelle that just started today? She's so hot, she's definitely the new office pie."
by BlueSwag February 4, 2017
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Offinion

When somebody is offended by your opinion. An offensive opinion.
I was offinioned by what you just said.
by Bithc April 13, 2017
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Official Rules for Bachelor Thesis Writing

1. You must read at least two articles per day during the reading phase
2. You must write 500 words per day during the writing phase, until you reach the word count/limit.
3. You must not question the Official Rules for Bachelor Thesis Writing.
4. You must not question anyone stating to be an official member of the Bachelor Thesis Writing Rules Council, unless the person is stating to be an official member of the Bachelor Thesis Writing Rules Council to avoid following above rules during a time of writing his/hers own bachelors thesis.
5. Dinner can not be served until above rules have been obeyed.
- Adam, you still have 400 words to write before we can have dinner. You can not question this, as it is stated in the Official Rules for Bachelor Thesis Writing.
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offintween

Adj; - Used by American blacks from the early 1900's to present to describe an area surrounded by two or more objects.
"Tell the kids to stop playing ball offintween them people's cars.
by Black Black Joe June 2, 2017
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