October 8

It’s slap your tall friend day!

Tall Friend: Hey!
You: Its October 8
Tall Friend: i kno-
*slaps*

by aboutfall October 2, 2021

October

10th month of the year and its...

breast cancer awareness month!!

squish a boob...

save a life....

person 1: its october woo!!
person 2: *SQUIISHH*

by abew ;) November 2, 2009

october 21

october 21 is national slap a bitch day!! go up to that one person that needs a slap and slap them! you can do it and no one will get mad!

popular boy: oh i have to go slap that bitch
boys bsf: oh yea right it’s october 21!

by chloe danvers October 18, 2019

October 21

Slap your tallest best friend in the face day

I’m going to slap you
Tall best friend: no
It’s October 21
Tall best friend: fine ughh

by Jj Rowling October 19, 2019

October 23

October 23 the date

On October 23, hug a friend that is shorter than you

by A tall friend October 21, 2019

Loose As Octomom

adj. a description of a vagina that is supposedly wider than that of Nadia Sulaimon (octomom) who has had a shitload of children, including birthing octuplets leaving her with a new level of permanent gape.

Man, I knew you got around, but you loose as octomom.

by define it quick May 10, 2009

October 23

The best fucking day ever. This is the day where the most perfect person in the entire universe is born. He’s cute, hot, sweet, supportive, and really funny. He’ll make you feel unbelievably happy and loved and you won’t be able to help falling for him.

“Hey when’s your birthday?”
“October 23”
“Wait really?!! That’s when the love of my life was born!”

by Crescentmoon56 October 17, 2019