Angry Dave

What you get after someone says a mechanic is hard, can also happen after he wipes the raid

-"GOD DAMMIT WHERE WERE MY BIG HEALS"
-Yo who summoned Angry Dave?

by Deehari March 30, 2022

dave and jack

gay crayon men

henry the homophobic walks in on dave and jackthe crayon men having sex with crayons

by skullshocker June 8, 2022

Daved

Drunk enough to try dance and fall flat on the ground like Santan Dave on his 21st birthday

Person 1: yo wtf happened yesterday?
Person 2: fuck bro I can’t even remember we was daved
Person 3: Oi fuck it I’m getting daved again tonight

by realsav223 June 7, 2019

Dave

Dave is that one person who would tell ones girlfriend that he wishes her boyfriend would get a prostate examination as he does not agree to anyone elses opinion.

Oh you see that guy? Thats Dave, I bet he's a creeper, really likes prostate examinations.

by JCykk July 26, 2022

Daveed

Daveed is a guy that is handsome and a nice guy is extremely athletic and is especially good at basketball he’s swishing every shot and all the girls want him to be their boyfriend.

1.wow Daveed is so hot and cute I wish he was my boyfriend.
2.god I wish I was Daveed he’s scoring every shot.

by Mr. goat November 22, 2021

Dave

Someone who walks into the middle of the meeting and asks "what'd I miss?"

Hang on everybody, Dave is here.

by luderitz June 9, 2021

Dave

He is ugly and his eyebrows and beard suck.

Wow dave is dumb!

by assssssaaaa August 31, 2020