Sloppy Joe from my Girlfriend

When your girlfriend is giving you a golden shower and inadvertently defecates on you.

What started out as a lot of fun turned into a sloppy Joe from my girlfriend.

by All Bets Hedged January 12, 2021

Crazy ex girlfriend

Someone you wish to get away from. Perhaps leave the country and start a new life.

Would ruin your relationship becuase she’s so desperate and sad

“Yo, that Victoria Gian bitch is a crazy ex girlfriend. She’s a skank and a homewrecker. A hypocritical desperate loser that makes me wanna flee the country”

by The girlfiend April 24, 2024

Girlfriend Game

an slow pace game someone who just picked up the game can start playing immediately.

a game that you can invite your girlfriend to play without worrying about her being bad at it or complaining about it.

eg. starbound, stardew valley

dude 1 : what do you think about starbound
dude 2 : it's such a girlfriend game

by bobobo bobo bobo August 12, 2019

National shank your girlfriend day

19th of November is a day were you must shank your girlfriend

you: (stabs your girlfriend)
her: ow wtf
you: its national shank your girlfriend day
her: oh fair

by Meatloaf Man July 18, 2021

Girlfriend Guy

A male who spends a disproportionate amount of time with his female significant other, often at the cost of hanging out with the boys.

A: Has anybody seen Cooper this weekend?
B: I think he's back in Chicago again.
A: Man, what a Girlfriend Guy!

by leadrock December 4, 2022

national text your girlfriend back day

a national day which is celebrated by your girlfriend texting you back. originating in Ancient China, the eskimos believed in spirits that will posses those who do not stick to their commitments (ie: texting back u stupid fucking diabetes dead pancreas headass)

lisa : cheyenne it’s national text your girlfriend back day

cheyenne : Read 8:23 pm

by lisa277 October 15, 2019

Girlfriend

a huge part of your imagination. No matter how much you work and try, it is impossible to get a gf. a girlfriend is a strange creature that you will never get so quit trying.

Friend 1: Hey how was your summer?

Friend 2: Not good. I spent 456 years just for a girlfriend and never found one still

by hirku tierou yvhguherijfhgyure September 26, 2022