The only thing I have

The only thing I have is my house. I’m actually praying for an economic collapse or recession so that the transplants here all move out of Louisiana. This is why I think Joe Biden might be helping my cause. I would really like to get certain people out of my way.
The only thing I have is my house pretty much. I’m not going to lose it because it’s in my name.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 28, 2021
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glow thing

FBI or NSA agent aka professional stalker
"shit bro i think i have one of those glow things on my phone it keeps messing up"
by darfefe24 February 08, 2022
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I Drink and I Know Things

A t-shirt from Walmart typically worn by fat bearded hipster liberals as a means of flaunting their belief that they are mentally superior and misdirecting their unhealthy lifestyle. A term made popular by Peter Dinklage character Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones.
Andrew is a male feminist simp who can often be seen with a craft beer and a scruffy beard wearing an “I drink and I know things shirt”, talking about how white men and capitalism are the reason racism exists and singing the praises of Joe Biden.
by T-mun E September 20, 2022
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bounce off your thing

when you wanna die but you are uncertain how to kill yourself and your mother made you fuck.
He tabling- bounce off your thing.
by the 13th sin. August 04, 2021
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That thing

“That thing” refers to a weapon. Usually said as a curiosity or warning without the actual weapon being visible.

For example it’s said within the gun community you should never point a gun at something or someone you do not intend to shoot.

So letting someone know you’ve got that thing is a less aggressive way of saying you’re prepared to protect yourself if you have to.

Aside from being less aggressive it’s thought to be the best way to potentially avoid legal issues that could arise wether or not you actually have to use whatever it is you have which may or may not be a gun or even illegal.

Saying that thing also can imply you do not want to use whatever it is you may have and therefore you’re not trying to have a situation escalate any further or warn someone you are reaching a point of feeling like you are in a life threatening situation and feeling a need to defend yourself in order to not be harmed.
“I keep that thing on me.”
“You don’t want to find out I got that thing.”
“Don’t mess with her she got that thing and she will use it.”
“That thing that you don’t want to f*** with.”
by LexiSux May 18, 2024
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stranger things

overrated generic netflix show that contains the most cancerous fanbase to date.
person 1 (talking to person 3): dude there's a lot of people that are talking about the new stranger things season.

person 2: "cHRiSsY wAKe uUUHP"

doods do u like my hellfire club shirt??!1!1?!1

*does the rock horns and sticks tongue out*

person 3: well I was gonna watch it, but now I'll probably just go home and suck off a 12 gauge
by doctor cockknob September 13, 2022
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