Music Coma

The variably long state not unlike Hypnagogia in which someone is listening to loud music (likely though headphones) and becomes consciously unaware of his surroundings, zoning out into the music he is listening to. May be accompanied by blank stares and completely relaxed muscles.
Guy1: "Hey, what's up?"
Guy2: *Stares blankly in the distance, completely reclined, music blaring loudly even away from his headphones.*
Guy1: *Pokes Guy2* "What's wrong with you."
Guy2: *Snaps to consciousness.* "Way to ruin my Music Coma."
Guy1: "..."
by musiclover000 February 12, 2011
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Real Music

The dumbass' way of saying their favorite musical genre.
Guy 1: "Bro, dubstep is not real music"
Guy 2: "Shut the fuck up, real music is not a thing"
by DarkenedX08 October 21, 2016
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Indie music

True indies listen too arctic monkeys, the wombats, the kooks, the smiths, the 1975, declan mckenna, gerry cinnamon, tyler the creator, the verve, oasis, foals, kaiser chiefs, two door cinema club, the vaccines, courteneers, the libertines.

Indies are typically wearing adidas, listening to music and smoking.

However, some think musicians such as clairo and joji are indie - However this is not true they are for people who want to be “different” but love pop music
“That girl so listens to indie music you can tell with her arctic monkeys top and adidas bucket hat
by thomasleighroberts May 28, 2020
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Elevator Music

A style of jazz that consist of rhythms that include basic trumpet solos, basic saxophone solos, basic piano or bass solos, and Nathan White
That trumpet solo sounded like elevator music.

I thought it was Super! Thanks for asking!
by Words Of Jazz Wisdom November 09, 2016
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mood music

a. noun - music played that is perfect for your mood; a tool to help other peoples empathize with what you are feeling, usually in the form of a track, or playlist.

b. noun - music used to enhance a mood, generally "the mood," *nudge,nudge,wink,wink* or sleepy/contented-ness.
a. ex. - "This is the perfect music for the mood I was in when I made this. It's the perfect mood music."

b. ex. -

"That J.T. song make them girls turn into jelly when a dude sings it to them. J.T. is the shit, man, perfect mood music to spice up that love life."
by Bexie B. July 10, 2013
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Music Theory

A cancerous class at some schools where you learn useless shit.
-Hey dude why you looking so sad?
-Didn't you forget we have music theory today.
by Shrek_Our_Lord February 04, 2018
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music theory

Something that music snobs put a lot of attention into. In reality, unless you want to learn how to play like someone else instead of having your own style, music theory is useless. I mean, did the Blues guitarists who lived in the Mississippi Delta have access to music theory? No! And they laid down the innovations that modern musicians still use today! Kurt Cobain even said that music theory is useless unless you want to be coffee shop singer and is a distraction to making music your own thing. And he changed rock music for an entire generation!
Music student from Berklee (MSB): "What'cha doing?"
Me: "Playing the guitar. I just love this instrument so much. It's simplicity brings music to the masses. Every note rings 'Hey! You do not need expensive classes or fancy instruments to enjoy music!'"
MSB: "Well anyone will suck as a musician without proper music theory training."
Me: "So Jimi Hendrix, the Beatles, the Clash, Nirvana, and nearly every multi-platinum selling artists failed as musicians because they did not have any music training?"
MSB: "Well..."
Me: "And these chords that I am playing with the basic knowledge, regardless of the complexity of the composition, I have is shit because I do not have a musically trained background?"
MSB: "I guess so..."
Me: "Well I am not in debt to a fancy music school and I still know how to play music so you're the idiot. I win!"
by ThatOneGuyYouGrewToHate July 23, 2012
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