flair your mum

Bending your mother to look like a scooter then perform a flair

I am going to flair your mum

by BenefitsBenedict October 2, 2019

Ur Mum

Big gae

Ur mum got big gae

by Ninjagotligma January 5, 2019

ur mum

ur mum is often used by a British person. Also is often used as A JOKE or a INSULT

person 1: what time is it ?
person two: time to fuck ur mum

person 1: ur clapped

person 2: I was making clapping noises with ur mum last night shut up fam

by Isuzu k January 12, 2022

mum

the person who gave u life

my mum made a mistake by giving me life

Ur mum GaY

by Ya B0i November 12, 2019

Ur mum gae

A nuclear-level comeback from an insult

B: you’re a disappointment to your parents
J:ur mum gae
B: I’m gonna go use option E now

by Booty stealer April 28, 2022

ur mum

a comeback to use to get people away from you

"what are you eating"
"Ur Mum

by pseudonym of ur mum May 10, 2022

Jam-mum

A mother or and older woman (35-65) who’s personality is so basic that the most riveting activity they can do is make jam. They enjoy making jam and constantly talk about making jam. Similar to a wine mum but more wholesome (cause they’re quite nice) and wine is replaced with jam-making. They usually have the personality of a cardboard box and are either very Catholic/ toxic Christian or very agnostic. They usually hate the following:

* Controversy

* Movies and songs that swear
* Anything remotely ‘vulgar’

Jane: “Did you hear about Matilda’s party on Saturday?”
Alex: “Yeah.”
Jane:…”Ok? Are you going?”
Alex: “HA! NO! That woman’s party is probably the equivalent to the taste of sandpaper. She’s such jam-mum.”

by Fourfortunate4 July 5, 2022