your mum

something funny thing to say in every conversation

Johnny:
I've got a new girlfriend
Bob:
Who?
Johnny:
Your mum

by K3ngeL3ng1 June 30, 2020

peanut mum

someone who sells pills in a club

"Ello mate, is there any PM's (peanut mum's) here"

"yes boss, the guy with the stone-island puffa jacket has some"

by JackaBr December 18, 2017

YOUR MUM

its an other dudes mum

TOM:I LOVE YOUR MUM
TIM: I LOVE YOU
TOM AND TIM:*KISSES*

by SHREKIEIEIIEIE November 1, 2022

Ur mum

a phrase you use when you have no good comebacks.

"you are an ugly ass"
"Ur mum"

by mez_is_cool_sort of February 24, 2022

Ur mum

Ur mum is ugly 😃👍❤️

Ur mum is ugly 🥰

by spacelings September 11, 2020

your mum

she be a fine lookin person like dayum

can i see your mums ass cheeks

by hello mate i am joNathaN February 18, 2021

Your mum

Mckenzie fucked Liams mum and the vagina with the lube in the wardrobe and condoms

I fucked your mum (aka Liams mum)

by Granny fanny May 4, 2020