by Chelc June 19, 2004
To bite someone in affection- generally on the neck. Monkey Bites can vary in terms of severity; they could be a huge purple hickey, or just a sweet nip on the neck. Some can leave teeth marks. Some don't.
My boyfriend's into monkey bites, so usually after I leave his place I look like a bear attacked me.
by V For Victoria April 09, 2006
1) Somebody who acts like a little monkey and goes crazy at the sight of the the bong. This person usually likes getting stoned a lot.
2)Somebody who lights the bong for a friend
2)Somebody who lights the bong for a friend
1)He is a real bong monkey all he talks about is hitting the bong.
2)You wanna be the bong monkey and light this fat bowl of dank for me?
2)You wanna be the bong monkey and light this fat bowl of dank for me?
by Darth Blazer December 11, 2007
Commonly used term in the oil industry for a seismic engineer. another wanker who knows how to read books, but can't actually do anything technical. Usually posted as an observer
by dude_zeon September 24, 2005
A gangster wannabe that talks about being gangster when all he does is sit on steps and talk about being gangster to other wannabe gangsters
-Yo so this dude was disrespecting me, I would have stabbed him but i don't need heat from the 5-0
-Dude you've been sitting on the porch for the past week you porch monkey
-Dude you've been sitting on the porch for the past week you porch monkey
by Dago Power September 09, 2010
by Jamar February 14, 2004