May 20

national fist your arsehole day in england

“why aren’t you out today, isn’t it your birthday”
“yeah but it’s may 20 i have to fist my ass”

by realassbitch1 November 3, 2019

May West

May west means Best or very best.

Want to rob a church?
That idea wasn't your may west was it?
(That idea wasn't your very best was it?)

by Michéal O B May 16, 2008

May 23

An person who is handsome/bueatiful,athletic,good at everything,funny,loving person

A person born on may 23 is great at sex

by sexyape99 November 23, 2021

May 6th

National hug day! Hug anyone and they can't do anything about it but stand still or hug you back, you time to shine!

Hey its May 6th, give me a hug!

by Definitely true May 5, 2021

May 17th

Norway national day

Ay, dude Happy birthday it’s may 17th!
So?

It’s Norway’s national day

by Silnor1 November 28, 2019

May 4

Today you have to kiss your crush. Just do it.

Person 1: Today it's May 4th, the day when I have to kiss my crush. Can I kiss you?
Person 2: If it's that day... Yeah

by brokees April 30, 2019

May 23rd

Nude cuddles with bf all night

It’s May 23rd I get my girlfriend nude all night

by Idkaname7285 May 23, 2022