morningu

A weeby way of saying "morning"

An attempt to mimic the pronunciation of a Japanese English word モーニング (pronounced like: Moh-Nin-Gu),
especially seen on twitter or other SNS among people, often with anime girl pictures.

As there is no phonetic character that ends with a consonance in Japanese (except n),
often, putting a vowel to the end of a word makes it like Japanese.

Other examples can be husbando, waifu.

Jack: Good Morningu.
Tom: Morningu, Jack san!

by PerplexedCat November 6, 2018

morninngghhh

A non enthusiastic and some what rude way to say good morning, or morning.

You: Good morning.
Other person: Morninngghhh

by Oscar_is._.happy November 29, 2018

Morning Blossom

Cocktail derived from the original "Orange Blossom"... Waking up the morning after a fabulous party with a major hangover, pouring together those last leftovers of orange juice and dry gin, well there you go... "Morning Blossom".

Bill: Dude, what a crazy night!
George: Hell yeah, but eff that sheff.. Made myself a Morning Blossom and kept on going!

by Bichoman December 8, 2018

Morning Glory

When you roll a joint on Saturday night to smoke before church the next day.

Yo, let’s baptize your morning glory.

by Laners the blonde December 15, 2018

Morning Traffic Jam

When you get up in the morning and go to take a shit, but your boner keeps you from putting it in the toilet to not get pee everywhere.

"My day was off to a horrible star when I had a Morning Traffic Jam."

by ShadowKiller147 December 31, 2018

Morning Boffee

Upon waking up and running late you and your significant other have morning sex to wake instead of the usual coffee.

“Hey George, how are you?”
“I’m good Bill, had my morning boffee.”

by Urban mythic January 14, 2019

Morning Dawn Swan

(1) A person who is energized happy and motivated when waking up in the morning

(2) a person who botches a pool dive

Honey today you're all Pepe and jumpy like a morning dawn Swan

by EmJayee January 25, 2019