Ghost Log

When you feel like taking a dump, but then suddenly the urge disappears.
Man.. I just walked to the bathroom, turned out it was just a Ghost Log. I no longer need to shit!
by Lil Barber April 04, 2020
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punky log

In the olden day’s, during the western expansion, settlers would arrive to camp late, (usually in the dark) and throw the first log they could on the fire. After sippin whiskey, campers would fall asleep by the fire. Come morning, the lonely men would wake up with a terrible cough from the moss and fungus on the log they had burned the night before.
Wow bro, you don’t look so good after that one night stand. Looks like you slept next to a punky log.
by Rsymps December 02, 2017
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Frosty log

When there is a freshly dropped turd on clean untouched snow.
Yeah, the snow is beautiful..... Wait... Aw man! There's a homeless guy dropping a frosty log!
by Crcomic December 15, 2013
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So surprised. Not possible. They achieved whatever the tasks. They are bad assses for even attempting
You done a fantastic job. I’ll be dipped in shit and slung over a dry log. Can’t believe you pulled it off.
by KelSuzyQ March 26, 2022
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Anna Log

Whenever a girl named Anna leaves a log, it is referred to as an Anna Log.
"Anna left one too many Anna Logs in the toilet!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 13, 2023
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Log ride

When you and a girl are sitting on the same toilet, while having anal sex
Logan was sitting on the toilet while step sis Charis walked in to the scene and they started having a violent and aggressive log ride.
by Log rider January 02, 2025
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Log ride

Log ride is when a girl is rising you while you are taking a dump. Many have called it the reverse blumpkin but a reverse blumpkin would be you eating her out while she poops.
Hay honey, come take a ride on the log ride.
by Strickxnyne June 27, 2015
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