Lance Flugelhorn

Worlds coolest guy. Spends his time bartering on craigslist, usually for cats.

Lance Flugelhorn traded me a vacuum cleaner for a cat that supposedly used a toilet.

by CatTrainer1974 April 19, 2011

lane 3

the lane on a swim team in which the talented but lazy swimmers go. not quite hard core enough for lane 1 or hard working enough for lane 2, but better than lanes 4-6.

could go to state if they did their full sets, but they're too laid back. lane three is a good time typically full of chill people and one person who swims on the wrong side of the lane or attempts to wound others.

Coach: You know, you could go to state.
Swimmer: Nah, that's okay. I'm too used to lane 3.

by shrimptown December 2, 2011

Lane Clogger

a car that your behind thats going under the speed limit causing traffic.

-speed limits 50-
-2 cars ahead is going 40-

Zach: "THAT FRIGGEN LANE CLOGGERS CAUSING TRAFFIC!"
~cuts off~

by Xoiey August 30, 2011

Landering

The process where a cat twitches the entire skin over its back in response to a light touch. This causes all of the fur to move spasmodically and the cat to become angry.

Poking the cat lightly on the back with a straw will set off landering.

by UprTupr December 16, 2011

Landerie

Obviously a land filled with dairy products. DUH

Example : The moon. it is really made of milk. But Dairy factories work to. In other word the moon = landerie

by a pirate vegetarian July 21, 2012

Lane vaguing

Special form of weaving during freeway driving that is a result of texting while driving.

Let's pass that idiot in the Audi. He's lane vaguing.

by Kaybeare September 25, 2012

Lance Prancer

A very outgoing gay male dancer. Usually the only male in the dance troupe which is filled with girls.

The dance troupe is mostly girls and one Lance Prancer.

by KatieKlock January 10, 2013