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moose knuckled 

To get disrespected, screwed over, or otherwise shafted by a moose knuckler, scarecrow, schmohawk, fudge knuckler, eagle beagle, or sludge muffin.
I get no respect around here and I'm sick and goddamn tired of getting moose knuckled by a bunch milk faced, apple rapping, mud suckling scarecrows.
moose knuckled by cackage mcpackage December 26, 2009

knucklehead 

A playful name to call someone, mainly done by the mentally challenged
knucklehead by Anonymous October 14, 2003

Moose knuckle 

A moose knuckle is equivalent to a camel toe on a woman, only on a man. It is when a mans testicles are pulled up tight and/or high and separated by the seam in their pants causing the appearance similar to a moose knuckle. Called thus because larger than sister equivalent the camel toe
For the love of god man get something to control that moose knuckle you got on you!
Moose knuckle by Ansoberry November 6, 2010

knuckle kisses 

The act of showing your love for someone with your fists. Usually done to a relative or a significant other, especially a redheaded stepchild.
Guy 1: How is the relationship with your wife?
Guy 2: Not so good, she keeps bitching at me for giving her
redheaded son knuckle kisses.
knuckle kisses by Beffy J January 31, 2008

Knuckle Dusting

The act of putting dust or some form of powder on ones fist then proceeding to punch someone or something with enough force to wipe the dust from their knuckles.
Knuckle Dusting

Person A: Yo I heard you knocked out that annoying guy at the gym.

Person B: Yeah, I powered up my hands and knuckle dusted that fuckboy.
Knuckle Dusting by SoHCypher February 17, 2017

iron five knuckle pron shuffle 

Rather than refering to masturbation, the iron 5 knuckle pron shuffle refers to:
1)getting fisted by a large man/a group of men
2) getting completely obliterated by an obviously stronger person/force; Synonyms- Pwned, Owned, Destroyed
Guy 1 :So I was playing Ninja gaiden and-
Guy 2 : lemme guess, they did the iron five knuckle pron shuffle?
Guy 1 : I fucking hate you