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JUMP

A one night stand.

Someone who does not have a need for a relationship.
A woman or a man who just wants to Fuck, just sex, nothing else, no real connection, a JUMP.

Jumps can happen once, Jumps can happen all the time, but they are just a JUMP.

JUMP, a JUMP OFF however, is someone who just wants to get off in any manner, but with the same concept, except they are looking for a specific thing to do, JUMP OFF jerk off.

A JUMP is a cheap person, who only does that, and has no sense of respect for oneself, they just want to JUMP.
That bitch(Persons Name) is a JUMP.
by LOURDESNOTAJUMP November 6, 2020
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Jumping Mooses

Jumping mooses originated from a girl called paige. Genuine animals that only cross her mind. Many people think this is a crazy rampage, serioulsy a jumping moose is brillinat. Just think about it and let the motion flow through your head.
paige; hey there a jumping mooses!
other; shit man thats some rad stuff
by PAY-G =] January 19, 2009
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Puddle Jumping

AN INDIVIDUAL WHO FEEDS THEIR METHAMPHETAMINE ADDITION BY JUMPING FROM ONE DOPE THE NEXT.
Did you see Shanna Schroeder the other? I seen her at Pollman's then Goodvibes then least but not last The Bears. What a Puddle jumping dope whore!
by Nutsack66 August 10, 2021
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Jumped nasty

When one attacks another on Facebook over an innocent statement or comment.
Jane jumped nasty on Tom's wall after he posted to Sue.
by JenK May 22, 2014
mugGet the Jumped nastymug.

go commit bungee jump with rope

One of, if not the, worst thing you can say to someone.
Bob: Go commit not alive.
John: Go commit bungee jump with rope.
Bob: *Fricking dead.*
by Cyka420BlyatNuggets November 16, 2018
mugGet the go commit bungee jump with ropemug.

Not going to jump to conclusions

Already doing it bitch. How's that ear? How many bullet holes do I have in MY ear? I'll give you a hint: The number looks like an "O" and it also looks like a bullet hole, interestingly enough. Better question is: How many mentally retarded billionaires does it take for my theory of AI to work? Another hint? The answer to the second question is the SAME AS THE FIRST! 😃 It's a two-fer!
Hym "Ok. They are not going to jump to conclusions THIS time like they did LAST TIME or like the time that they drone struck a boat... And then claimed it was drug traffickers... And then it WASN'T ACTUALLY DRUG TRAFFICLERS... It was just fishermen... We are going to do that THIS TIME. INSTEAD... We are going to wait to see if it's the 🔫 schizophrenia AGAIN... And then we are going to lie and say it was our political enemies... Even though we know it WASN'T THAT... Ok. I'm ready. I'm ready for the not jumping to conclusions we are about to do.... Ok? Go!"
by Hym Iam October 1, 2025
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Jump Dancing

That kind of dance where you aren't really ~dancing~ you're more of just jumping in place. This is commonly done in clubs as well as other kinds of parties.
person a: dude look that chick is dancing like crazy!
person b: nah, she's just jump dancing
person a: oh that makes more sense
by MangoHtebazile October 7, 2021
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