Fish Jump

When You're taking a dump and it falls into the water creating a splash that hits you in the ass. Eww

I was shittin last night and got hit with a fish jumper right on the ass cheek.

by 124Abdc December 19, 2008

pleasure jumping

Verb: The act of masturbating and jumping simultaneously.

Jayce was totally pleasure jumping in the tent. He thought we wouldn't hear.

by Steven Fagguete January 22, 2014

Jumping the D

When a female aggressively pursues sexual intercourse with a male.

"Yo GF when we hit up the clubs in the NYC you know I am likely going to be jumping the D in the hotel suite after the clubs close!"

by The Erie Legend February 6, 2014

corpse jumping

When usually a very bad person gets to your dead body, he/she/them start jumping over your body

Thinking that they hurt the enemy this way, while it really makes them embarrassing themselves

Horde of grouped noobs kills you and start to corpse jumping over your body

by bambu February 7, 2014

Jumped nasty

When one attacks another on Facebook over an innocent statement or comment.

Jane jumped nasty on Tom's wall after he posted to Sue.

by JenK May 22, 2014

Jump on the Phantom Train

To take a sudden interest in the Metal Gear series and binge-play the entire series in preparation for Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain.

You know what pisses me off? All these PC gamers trying to jump on the Phantom Train, crying for PC releases of all the previous games.

by SolidLiquidSolidusNakedVenom June 23, 2014

Jumping in triangles

When someone is anxious to proceed with plans but can't due to delays beyond their control.

The automation company is jumping in triangles to set up the machine, but they need the boxes to run through the automation. They are at a stand still.

by Rifle dropper June 24, 2014