Take Jimmy to the Woodshed

Take Jimmy to the Woodshed

A polite reference to one beating off one’s cock n balls with a feverish, almost abusive, spanking action.

I’m gonna take jimmy to the woodshed tonight when I get home.

I took jimmy to the woodshed several times last night. My nuts are drained.

Take jimmy to the woodshed

by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020

Jimmy Neutron Porn

the best shit you can find on the internet. i cum to it every night. 10/10 would recommend.

friend: whats you favorite type of porn?
me: it's kinda complicated... Jimmy Neutron Porn.

by gaylordcarlwheezer42069666 May 21, 2020

souped-up jimmy

A hot rod car (an automobile modified for racing but driven on public streets) of General Motors manufacture.

They drove their souped-up jimmy down to New Orleans.

by ozarque October 4, 2009

White boy with the jimmy

Caucasian basketball player that specializes in hitting long range shots.

“You don’t know JJ Redick? He’s that white boy with the jimmy on the sixers”

by Realjjredick July 27, 2018

Adult Jimmy Kissing

The act of giving a blowjob; slang for giving head

Scott: Hey Brian, I just adult jimmy kissed Mark!

Brian: What the hell is adult jimmy kissing Scott?

Scott: It's slang for giving head. It sounds funny, somewhat sophisticated, and old-timey.

by Dick McDickface August 10, 2018

little jimmy

this is the name of george bush's penis

george: hey little jimmy how you feeling cause your gonna meet jill again tonight

by tyin the flesh March 12, 2017

Lil Jimmy

Sometimes what a male refers to his penis as.

Bro 1- Broooooooo youre totally hung
Bro 2- Yeah, that's lil Jimmy for ya
Bro 1- Nah bro that's big Jimmy

by CinderPissed February 9, 2019