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QUANTRAIL JOHNSON

QUANTRAIL Johnson is a hoe and always getting beat up.either his dad is in jail or out of his life . He has a small penis 🍆. Know someone name dame and dick ride them . And he has a dog 🐕 and it’s a retarted as dog and his mom doesn’t love him.
Example: Quantrail Johnson is unattractive
by Young ube June 1, 2019
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Don Johnson (The)

An adult toy that is phallic in nature. It boasts two heads for maximum pleasure with one or two people. May also be used as a draft stopper under a door.
That stapler is the Don Johnson (The) of staplers. It does it from both ends.
by Jason Emerald August 10, 2021
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10 puff johnson

A person (usually with the last name Johnson) who takes at the very least 10 puffs on a joint before passing.

Don't be Mr Johnson
"Jheez, 10 puff Johnson, pass the zoot already"
by Jennerrr April 25, 2022
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Johnson

This man definitely has a 20 inch penis and could pull any girl ever.
What’s your name?”

“Johnson”

“Oh that explains your third leg...”
by Hghghghghhalala November 20, 2020
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deshawn johnson

by fmoig @xole.got.hakked March 20, 2017
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Johnson

THE MAN WITH THE BIGGEST PENIS IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
I want a johnson now.

I wish i had one.
I want one for christmas.
by Jamescat5555 May 4, 2018
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gerald johnson

A term for someone who spends time effortlessly building large things with his family, whilst also participating in the slaughter of endless amounts of immigrants

VERY DANGEROUS

He's probably behind you while you read this.
by Trentthemysticaldixon December 6, 2015
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