italian roast

A threesome involving two Italian men and a woman

"Yo, Frankie! Did you get a look at that broad? I know you'd like to Italian roast her someday, am I fuckin' right?"
"Nah, sausage head, not with your garlic breath. Why don't you go shave your fuckin' back before coming on to me. At least take me out for cannoli first."

by notreallygoodatthis April 28, 2014

Italian Wineglass

when a girl is on her period and she puts her period blood in a wineglass, then a guy dips his dick in the blood and the girls sucks it off

Oh my i got the best italian wineglass last night

by I rip? :$ September 7, 2010

Italian

they arent fucking real

all italians are faggots

by ksfhxdybcsyjb October 20, 2021

The Italian Matador

The act of cutting one's penis very slightly so it bleeds but not too much, swinging it around so it's fully red, and then continuously beating it with a hammer so it's flat and resembles a Matador's flag.

My dad did the Italian Matador, I miss him.

by PickleGod762 August 13, 2024

Short Italian

A very very short person who only plays fortnite, usually kinda nerdy and has a huge crush on his friend

me: heyyy
you: have you seen short italian
me: yes, all he does is play fortnite!!

by Samm_qwq2918 December 21, 2021

Italian Croquet

A sexual act, where the man would use the tip of his penis to slap the clitoris of a woman with an extremely above average bush.

I just had Italian Croquet her, after I saw that bush of hers.

by Coonclashers November 27, 2018

italian brainrot

Cursed AI images with funny italian text to speech, started in April 2025

Person 1: Did you see the new Italian Brainrot meme?
Person 2: Yeah, It's so funny

by уour mum April 23, 2025