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OI YA COCK

Wilbur: *Punches Jack off a tower*

Jack Manifold: OI YA COCK
by ur mum's cock July 22, 2022
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Moist to meet ya

A word game used to greet a sneaky link or spicy partner in order to let them know that not ONLY are you happy to have encounter with them, but that you are also moist just by seeing them.
Example: S is being introduced to G by a friend but the already have something secretly going on. S says “Hi!” G, being the spicy lil beach they are says “Moist to meet ya 😜”.
by Mss L.B February 28, 2022
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ya trick yah

A word you say to someone who is telling you a story you don't want to hear and you say ya trick ya and they'll leave you alone.
Marge:So my cat like pedded all over the carpet and...

Barb: YA TRICK YAH!

as expected Marge would walk away in silence and Barb would be relieved of Marge's never ending talking.
by ktam May 25, 2008
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Scuff Ya Nuts

When you scuff, scrape or similarly injure your nutsack(Testicles} generally leaving a torn up, bloody mess. Sometimes a ball may become dislocated and subsequently swell to a gigantic size(Swelling similar to Elephantitis). It can glow a bright-red colour in worst case scenario's and may require amputation. If left untreated and sexually active the affected partner could Scuff Ya Cunt.
"FFFFFFFFFUCK that hurt."
"You poor cunt, you scuffed ya nuts."
*meanwhile in hospital the next day*
"I'm sorry sir we'l need to amputate your manhood."
"Alright, but can you keep them in a jar for me."
by mmm, Scuff me Baby October 30, 2004
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OH-YA-DICK

You would most probally hear this in Corby.
You will walk past somewhere and you'll hear this being shouted.
Shezz; ''OH-YA-DICK.''
Harris; ''Shutup shezz.''
Shezz; ''OKAY :D''
by suicideseason October 20, 2008
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munch ya kebab

eat/lick/nibble sum1z fanny/clit
aw sxc can i munch ya kebab plz
by BIG irish April 25, 2006
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swagged on ya face

by colie,chica October 16, 2009
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