Ironic

When your 30 yr old NEET friend criticizes politicians for not using their time exactly how he thinks they should

NEET Person: Can't believe Mark Carney is playing Hockey instead of working!
Non-NEET: Ironic

by Kev From Sri Lanka March 25, 2025

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r/ironic

When you say something that is “wrong” or like “don’t do that” but you also do it

Mother: “Stop eating junk food, that’s bad for you.”
Also Mother: Eats junk food like it’s nobodies business. ( r/ironic )

by Vixaai May 31, 2023

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A word one uses in service of doing something one likes but is afraid others will think isn’t cool, to cover oneself and seem cool doing it. (Bears no actual relationship to either the traditional meaning or whatever that Alanis Morrisette song was doing)

Sure, Transformers are for 10 year olds, but I’m wearing this shirt ironically.

by Commenternotabot June 2, 2023

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Nigerian waffle iron

A sexual position with two people on a ladder one upside down and the other one with a pop tart in their anus then you put a rush hour 2 cd in the Xbox on repeat then they feed each other waffles with their feet then you dump a 55 gallon drum of tartar sauce on the floor then they have a nude break dancing battle against Bob and Shirley from the old folks home when you finish by making it a butt pop tart sandwich

Hey babe, invite uncle Terry and aunt Jimbo over so we can have A Nigerian waffle iron

by The big mamma t June 10, 2023

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