Men with crippling addictions to wrapping themselves up in tin foil, iron, or anything metal related. They then go around pretending they are a Marvel Superhero.
Person 1 “ Yo dude i’m so happy we went up to the beach today”
Person 2 “ I know sa- HOLY SHIT ITS AN IRON MAN
Person 2 “ I know sa- HOLY SHIT ITS AN IRON MAN
by B-Monkey Obama November 14, 2021

A bullet, as it is cruising through the air after being shot from a gun. (Slang, not used in by real ballistics scientists)
"Maaaaaaan, this hood rat was complainin' about how he broke, I put some squeezed iron through his head. He say he broke? Now he dead broke."
"The last thing I want is squeezed iron all over this place."
"The last thing I want is squeezed iron all over this place."
by Resident of Killadelphia April 20, 2010

A sexual position with two people on a ladder one upside down and the other one with a pop tart in their anus then you put a rush hour 2 cd in the Xbox on repeat then they feed each other waffles with their feet then you dump a 55 gallon drum of tartar sauce on the floor then they have a nude break dancing battle against Bob and Shirley from the old folks home when you finish by making it a butt pop tart sandwich
by The big mamma t June 10, 2023

Eponymous flow of contraband guns across the us mexico border
Guns are made of metal hence the name "iron river'
Guns are made of metal hence the name "iron river'
T jefferson parker wrote an excellent novel entitled "iron river" which deals with the illegal flow of gui and weapons across the us/mexican border.
by 4realazitgits March 22, 2021

by greninjaex mega November 14, 2016

When you work at a knife factor but you forget to take one for yourself to use for a party. This would be deemed coincidentally ironic.
by ser240 January 3, 2021

by Big city eater May 5, 2021
