slippery hook

When a girl puts a finger inside of herself and proceeds to shove said finger into another person's ear. (Like a wet Willy, but not with spit)

Yeah man, she caught me off guard as hell and gave me a slippery hook. My ear smelled like the ocean for a week.

by Arniebarnie28382 February 1, 2017

Captain Hook

When someone's dick is too small to grab with the whole hand when masturbating, they use one finger, looking like a pirate hook.

A:"Why's Tilly so mad?"
B:"Mike caught him Captain Hooking, now we all know he's got a lil cock"

by Cool cunt January 2, 2017

spear-hook

When a deal is made to someone that seems beneficial but ruins the signer with a series of bullshit fine prints smacked in their face later on down the road.

Emile got the shit end of the spear-hook after it turns out that in order to get his health benefits he had to sacrifice his dog.

by Real Human Bean September 10, 2016

hook

used with australian youth to make out

“yeah me and her hooked at the party”

by ya head November 5, 2018

Hook-em Head

Chicks definition... It's the first time you suck a guy's dick when you want to make sure that he is not going anywhere.

Guy definition... The first blow job you get from a chick that you tell your friends about, but don't even realize she just made sure you wasn't going anywhere.

"Yea girl, that dude mine..i gave him that hook-em head, he ain't going nowhere"

Yoooooo.... This girl just took my soul... She got me hooked....

Damn bro, she got you sprung like that? She got you w the hook-em.head, didn't she?

by Molly Lamer July 18, 2025

Hook up

a form of intimacy with a member of a preferred sex that dont consider a significant other

I hook up with this really hot guy on Sunday night and we enjoyed the moment with light on

by Ndally August 26, 2022

sack hook

When you hook your fingers in your/someones ball sack and dont let go.

"Man Johnny just sack hooked me in the locker room" ... "damn man lets go get him back in the showers"

by capmel March 4, 2021