Goosed

Past-tense slang for cumshot
The act of shooting one's semen onto someone's face or head

Dude, I was watching porn the other night and the girl got goosed!

by Skippy Tree June 22, 2017

goose

sacred animal of the gamer tribe

HAIL THE SACRED GOOSE

by goosegodgamer1234 May 24, 2022

Mother Goosing

When you shove a hard-boiled egg up your partners asshole and then eat it out.

Baby, have I'm a pro at mother goosing my partners.

by Tacohut June 6, 2021

Goose

goose go honk :D

A goose just burned my house down.

by bigboyballs445 December 2, 2023

Goosed

Being heavily intoxicated, usually by the effects of marijuana.

"Dude I just ripped that bong, now I'm goosed"

by Furniture Wallace July 11, 2019

Smack the Goose

The act of masturbation

I don't have a partner so I have to smack the goose

by Ratrangler29 June 7, 2025

shitting like a blue goose

Extreme diarrhea. Even more sever than the phrase "shitting like a goose".

I ate so much taco bell last night, I'm worried I'll be shitting like a blue goose

by God_of_beans September 1, 2023