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National fuck your teddy day 

At the 28th of March it is fuck your teddy day. It’s used to take stress out of the people and get them relaxed. It was firstly seen in the north of Germany where a lot of people got a teddy named teddy.
So it was decided to fuck them at the 28th of March!

At this day you are supposed to put a 🧸 after

every social media post you do!

Teddys are usually named Emma at this das because it’s a traditional name.
The National fuck your teddy day is often defined as:
Let’s bang teddy or you can just say
Tedcum it’s a synonym for the national fuck your teddy day.
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National fuck your crush day 

Hey can we fuck?
Uhh why?
Because it’s National fuck your crush day
Wooow that was smooth... sure

National fuck your friends day 

national fuck your friends day. today you find your closest most trusted friends and have sex with them.
(one person) wow today is national fuck your friends day -june 26th. I guess we have to have sex now.

overruled if the person(s) decide to strip 4 articles of clothing voted by the majority instead for 5 minutes.

National Fuck Your Partner Day 

July 2nd - National Fuck Your Partner Day. You get to fuck your partner all day today, No matter what. Dom your wife fellas, July 2nd is Fuck your Partner day.
Chad: "oh, it's July second Jessie, National Fuck Your Partner Day. I get to fuck you all day."

Brenda: "For the last time Jessie is your ex girlfriend, please stop calling me by her name."

Chad: "Can we still fuck?"

Brenda: "lol ya"

National fuck your best friend day 

September 22nd is now national fuck your best friend day You can go up to a friend and ask do they wanna fuck or something
National fuck your best friend day means you are able to fuck your bestie for the whole day of september 22 aka a whole 24hrs

Go Fuck Yourself 

It’s a nice phrase to use for people who you wanna kick in the balls but rather not
Person1: My Dog Died Yesterday

Laura: Go Fuck Yourself Nobody Gives A Fuck About You’re Dead Dog🃏
Go Fuck Yourself by NOT LAURA🃏 November 23, 2021

Go Fuck Yourself 

This is for annoying people you don’t like just use this phrase but prepare for a fight🃏
Girl: My Dog Died Last Night

Laura: Go Fuck Yourself I don’t give ah fuck about ur dead dog🃏