Black Dragon

A adjective synonymous with idiot, stupidity, and rampant ADHD. Sometimes used as a noun when something is FUBARed.

Dave: I’m going bust a nut at the local Domino’s.

Brian: You better not.
Dave: I’m only joking!
Brian: Well, you have black dragon tendencies, so I wouldn’t put it past you.

by HushHush11 September 28, 2022

sleepy dragon

A person who abuses their person (the knight) but expects eternity -- only come to find out there are other dragons at play that make them spray!

Bill can't come out to play because Maddy is a sleepy dragon!

by papa twots February 6, 2023

Luster Dragon

Bacardi Dragonberry + Sprite + Mountain Dew Voltage

In a 12 oz glass, pour in the following…

1) 1.5 oz Bacardi Dragonberry

2) 4.5 oz Sprite

3) 6 oz Mt. Dew Voltage

Ice is not needed, but adjust the above combination to fit the amount of ice.

Stir up and serve promptly. I promise, this will taste amazing. Named after a dragon in Yu-Gi-Oh.

I got wasted drinking way too many Luster Dragons last night.

by Darkness Prime February 11, 2023

Pull a dragon

To talk bad about somebody behind their back, while they are standing within earshot of you.

Paul: Oh, John, he has to be gay. He just acts so--
John: What was that?
Paul: OH, HI!
Jack: You shouldn't pull a dragon, Paul.

by ThunderPower August 10, 2009

Lancing the Dragon

The act of sticking a smoothed metal rod into the male urethra during masturbation. Sexual self-catheterization.

Harry was lancing the dragon last night at one of those freaky sex parties

by Puxatony Phil March 31, 2010

Puff the hairy dragon

To perform oral sex on a groin with a healthy foliage. Derived from the song and phrase Puff the magic dragon which has its own analogies related to smoking weed

Bro look at her puff the hairy dragon!! Gross!!

by HiILookDead May 25, 2011

Tickle your dragon

acceptable, suffice, fuckin' around, a good time, smoking crack, fun, fun with accessories, fun with friends, a phrase most gangsters would use

Yo man does that tickle your dragon?- Hell ya! That shit tickles my dragon like a mutha fucka man.

You can tickle my dragon if you wan't to- That's alright I've been tickling my dragon all day

We be ticklin' the dragon all day, er' day

I believe your dragon has just been tickled

by T-Arms September 23, 2011