david quintana

that one guy a girl will never want to loose He fills your soul with the best feelings and will always try to make you feel special

girl 1- ayo that’s a big ass dick david quintana!

by jullsz- December 28, 2021

David Copperfield

When your fucking your partner pile driver style and you stick a deck of cards in her ass and make them appear in her mouth

"hey honey *performs the David Copperfield* TADAAA"

"JACK WHAT THE ACTUAL F *muffle*"

by Kuumai March 28, 2022

David Song

Statistically proven to be the most common name for autistic Chinese boys

"I took my kid David Song to the arts and crafts center last weekend, but he only shat on the floor?"

by Your_Real_Name_Bruh January 16, 2021

David Spencers

The man who Kanel Joesph works for; his boss.

Man: Who is your boss?
Kanel: David…
Man: David who?
Kanel: David Spencers

by lovelypeachesfangiel June 22, 2022

Daddy David

Sexiest coach alive. Loves his players, often good at coaching with bald head and dark skin.

Daddy David is such a good
coach!

by chowdaviontavis jamesthe3rd February 20, 2022

david otunga

the worst man to live and wrestles but he sucks but the only good thing is that he dates jordan sparks

"Who is that gay guy on the roster?" "David Otunga!"

by jwilliams0722 May 16, 2010

David Blaine

The act of promoting one’s self, abilities, or predicted achievements to impossibly high expectations only to crash and burn in such a public fashion people will use that failure as a gauge against other public failures for years to come.

After talking so much crap for the past two years about his Thai-bo skillz, Pauley got completely David Blained by that Ukrainian kid with the lazy eye.

by Joe_Mamma May 18, 2006