douche whistle

(noun) A vape pen

Check out that guy sucking on his douche whistle and blowing clouds of steam everywhere... Hey Thomas the Tank Engine! We get it, you vape!

by LthrBear December 29, 2016

Douche-a-bago

A 1970's style camper complete with kitchen, bed, shower, and 76,000 gallons of douche.

"Mark, Don't be a copyright infringing douche-a-bago."

by Hipporhinocetops September 21, 2007

Douche ass

a term given to people who think they have made up there own word like douchinator

same as douche bag

Man what a douche ass, he thinks he make up the word douchinator.

by lj_allday November 16, 2011

douche crew

a gathering of 2 or more douchebags.

Look at all those popped collars! That's a complete douche crew.

by Skirish April 25, 2010

douche baggery

To live ones life as a douche bag. To engage in douchiness. Also known as the Porter-Manis philosophy of life.

Five Vegas bombs later, those two were engaged in some serious douche baggery.

by Bag-o-Douche February 5, 2010

Douche Fairy

The sneaky douche bag who does douchy things in secret, most often stealing perfectly good food from your fridge while you're sleeping, and throwing straight in the trash.

Yo dog, this morning I woke up and my bucket of KFC was in the trash. I think I got visited by the douche fairy!

by Piros August 16, 2011

Pessi-douche

One who is the combination of a pessimist and a douchebag. Usually has a constant annoying, negative outlook on life and anyones ideas except theirs. If told they are a pessimist, they will usually try to play it off by being even more of a pessi-docuhe.

Serious cases of pessi-doucheness may result in the argument of how .999...=1 when clearly no one gives a fuck, a constant reminder of some past-argument which had something to do with their pessi-doucheness, or the rejection of hanging out with babes because they think it wont be fun

George "Hey lets go to that party tonight, theres gonna be a bunch of hot girls there, sounds awesome."

Charlie "Nah that doesn't sound too fun, lets just chill here and do nothing for another 4 hours."

George "God dam it your such a pessi-douche."

Charlie "No im not! Your the one with the stupid ideas."

by jajauaua October 5, 2009